A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an
operation. She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said. She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal
sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't
I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one
has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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