Rants and Raves

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A young family moved into a house next door to a
vacant lot. One day construction crew turned up
to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally
took an interest in all the activity going on next
door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the construction
crew - gems in the rough all of them - more or
less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while
they had coffee and lunch breaks,and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.

At the end of the first week they even presented
her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The
little girl took this home to her mother who said
all the appropriate words of admiration and
suggested that they take the dollar pay she had
received to the bank the next day to start a
savings account. When they got to the bank the
teller was equally impressed with the story and
asked the little girl how she had come by her
very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I've been work-
ing with a crew building a house all week".

"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will
you be working on the house again this week too"?

"I will if those useless cocksuckers at the lumber
yard ever bring us the fucking bricks", replied
the little girl.