Rants and Raves

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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a
steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in
a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty
years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead
but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband
speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair
with your best friend, And she's a far better lover
than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering
wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to
75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
insistently..

Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. "And,"
he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering
towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him
nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled
voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the
wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."