Rants and Raves

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A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk
to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing on-
coming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of
this highway occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up. The
cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the
disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?"
asks the cop.

And she said, "Those are my emergency flashers!"