Rants and Raves

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The sheriff of the small Kansas town pulled over a
Porsche that was doing 75 in a 35-mile an hour zone.
The man behind the wheel, a Chicago commodities trader,
was steaming. When he was finally brought before the
local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you
stopped me. This town must be the asshole of the world."

The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must
be what's passing through!