Little Johnny and his girl were walking along a
trail in the woods. Suzy noticed that some of the
animals were behaving oddly.
"Little Johnny, why is that rabbit on top that other
one?" she asked.
Little Johnny stopped to consider his answer, and
replied, "They're making cigarettes."
"Cigarettes?" she exclaimed, as they continue walking
along. Pretty soon they approached a couple of raccoons.
Suzy asked,
"Are they making cigarettes too?"
"Yea," says Little Johnny. Suzy looked around and said,
"it looks like all the animals are making cigarettes,
why don't we make cigarettes?"
Little Johnny was quick to say, "OK!"
A hour or so later Little Johnny and Suzy were walking
out of the woods, when she asked, "Little Johnny, what
kind of cigarettes did we make?"
Little Johnny stopped to think about his answer, then
replied, "Well if you get a hump in your belly it's
a Camel, and if you don't it was a Lucky Strike."
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