Rants and Raves

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland
asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair
dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well
over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate
it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs
for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I
will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of
her.

The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing
to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And
what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a
woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
Father. Next!"