It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to
drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front
of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to
the driver of the other car and said, Boy, are you in
trouble? I'm a lawyer!
The driver looked out his window and said, No, you're
in trouble. I'm a judge.
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