Rants and Raves

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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly
afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting
his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and
asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she
asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write
"spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of the expenses."

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money
and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day
the doctor's wife called him at the office.

"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail
today from Europe,and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will
explain it to you".

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the post-
card, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics
rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to
comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated
the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and
meatballs, two without!"