Rants and Raves

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH

1. Guinness

2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives

3. You can get into a fight just by marching down
someone's road

4. Pubs never close

5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in
the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your
girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on

6. No one can ever remember the night before

7. Kill people you don't agree with

8. Stew

9. More Guinness

10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub
at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian
violence.