Rants and Raves

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Texas State Troopers

In Richardson , a Texas State Trooper was running radar.
He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any.
Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the
Road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"


The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
Reading , "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)


A young woman was pulled over in Austin , Texas for speeding.
As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his
Ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have
Balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized
What he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol
Car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car