Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business
loan. "What kind of business do you want to start?"
asks the bank manager.

"I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a
women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

"I don't think we can give you a loan," was the
reply so the guy left. A few months later he went
into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money.

The same bank manager came up to him and asked:
"Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder
really paid off."

"Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with
this white powder."

"Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

"Give me a peach and I'll show you."