Rants and Raves

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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates
waiting to enter heaven. Upon entering they are
told by Saint Peter that they must present some-
thing "Christmassy" in order to get into heaven.

The first man searches his pockets, and finds
some pine needles from the family's Christmas
tree. He is let into Heaven.

The second man presents a bow and some ribbon
from presents that were opened earlier in that night.
So he is also allowed into Heaven.

The third man pulls out a pair of black lace panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter says in a
booming voice, "I fail to see the relevance. How
do *these* represent Christmas?"

To which the third man sheepishly replies, "Oh...
They're Carol's."