Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
recently married couples house.

She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house
to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the
door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law
asked.

"I am waiting for my husband to come home from
work." the daughter-in-law replied. "Why are you
naked?" asked the mother-in-law "This is my love
dress" the daughter-in-law replied. "LOVE DRESS!
You are naked." said the mother-in-law "But my
husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes
him happy and he makes me happy." said the
daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate your leaving
now because my husband will be home any minute."

The daughter-in-law continued. Soured by all of this
romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way
home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and
got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her
best perfume and waitedby the door for her husband
to come home. Finally the pickup truck drove up the
drive way and she took her place by the door. The
father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw
his wife naked by the door. "What are you doing?"
he asked. "This is my love dress" the mother-in-law
replied. "Maybe you should iron it." he replied.