Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A man walks into a doctors office and puts a note
on the table in front of the doctor. The note says:
"I can't talk, help me!" The doctor thinks for a
while and says to the man, "Put your willy on the
table here." The man thinks this is a bit weird but
does as the doctor says anyway. The doctor takes
a rubber hammer (which is usually used to test
someone's reflexes) and hits the poor man's
willy with it as hard as he can. The man cries in
great agony: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....."
and the doctor just says, "Good, come again
tomorrow and we'll learn B!"