Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-
examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had
you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate,
you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain
was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess
it's possible he could be out there practicing
law somewhere.