Cowboys and Cowgirls

[NovoMira]

Yo, hasher...you trying to tell me you over-indulge while sitting on a block of ice nekkid?

Have you ever touched an icicle with your wet tongue in freezing weather? It's just like touching metal.

And you're telling me you SIT on a block of ice while inebriated meaning you pay very little attention to any part of your anatomy that could ...uh, drip uncontrollably ...for whatever reason?

You're a brave man, indeed. ROF