Cowboys and Cowgirls

[hasher]

you read correctly, unfortunately. one of the side effects of belonging to a "drinking club with a running problem", is certain inebriation. Consuming ( chugging) large quantities of beer while sitting on a block of ice in the middle of a ring of other hashers, (who sing songs at you, telling you what an a**hole you are.. "Drink it down, down down") is probably a contributing factor in the process that invariably leads to this state of intoxication.
The trick is to not move, freeze your bum as quickly as possible, and yell at whomever has control of the circle, and, ergo, icing power, that you are quite comfy and could stay on the ice all night if need be.
Anyways.. to carry on with my story, once you start drinkin..zz..zzz.zzzz zzzz zzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ