Rants and Raves

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A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse
and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked
her how many children she had and their ages. She said,
"Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy,
'they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth,
they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny,
they're twenty-four."

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins
EVERY time?"

The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin."