Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Men are like ... newborn babies. They're cute at
first, but you soon get tired of cleaning up their
crap.

Men are like ... vacuum cleaners. They're not much
fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like ... soap operas. They're fun to watch,
but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like ... old car tyres. Balding, full of
hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like ... picnic coolers. Load them with
beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like ... chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth
and they usually head right to your hips.

Men are like ... coffee. The best ones are rich,
warm and can keep you up all night.