Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their
preacher needed some people to go around and sell bibles.
So the preacher hired two boys without even thinking
twice. But he was hesitant about hiring the third boy
because he suffered from a speech impediment.

So after the first days of work they all met back at
the church. The preacher looked at the first boy and
asked him, "How many bibles did you sell?"

The boy stood up and said, "35."

"Is that all you sold?" the preacher asked.

"He looked at the second boy and asked him the same
thing. The boy said, "75." "That is good," the preacher
replied.

He didn't want to ask the third boy but did. The boy
with the speech impediment said "I-I-I s-s-sold 175."

The preacher was amazed and asked the boy how did he
sell all of the bibles. He said "I-I-I t-t-told them to
b-b-buy t-t-them or I will r-r-read it to t-t-them".