More Sex Quotations
"My husband claims to be a great sexual athlete,
just because he always comes first."
- Ellie Lane
"To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you
are impotent, she can't wait to disprove it"
- Cary Grant
"Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic."
- Woody Allen
"Of course I believe in safe sex - I've got a
handrail around the bed."
- Ken Dodd
"Sex is like eating...Sometimes you have fast
food, and sometimes you eat a gourmet meal."
- Monica Lewinsky
"Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome,
and natural things that money can buy."
- Steve Martin
"Sex is something I really don't understand too
hot. You never know where the hell you are."
- J.D. (Jerome David) Salinger - 1951
"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereo-
typing of females begins when the doctor says:
'It's a girl.'"
- Shirley Chisholm
"The important thing in acting is to be able to
laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my
sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex
life."
- Glenda Jackson
"A liberated woman is one who has sex before
marriage and a job after."
- Gloria Steinem (1934 -)
"A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's;
her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence,
eight times."
- Sanskrit proverb
"Children are God's punishment for having sex.
And Grandchildren are God's reward for putting
up with them."
- Ronald Appel
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex
life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try
pulling the blankets back to your side ."
- Stuart Turner
"Literature is mostly about having sex and not
much about having children. Life is the other
way around. "
- David Lodge
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
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