Rants and Raves

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The Encyclopedia Of One Liners

* Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy
disk?

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* He who laughs last thinks slowest!

* Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

* I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move
bodies.

* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere
may be happy.

* Better to understand a little than to misunderstand
a lot.

* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
home.

* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till
you can find a rock.

* Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

* The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put
new ones in.

* Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

* Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

* Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

* All the women moaning about finding a husband have
obviously never had one.

* Confucius Says...Credit is like sex...When you need
it you can't get it!