You probably never went to a Tupperware party either or locked down cabinets with a little one crawling around.
A little Tupper?
We could have field tested vacuum cleaners for Consumer reports.
That must be sort of disappointing for you. It seems to me it's only been within the past five or six years or so that vacuums have reached peak technology. Now they do practically everything but feed the dog, and probably that could be arranged.
I have terrible luck with vacuums. One after another that sucks, but not in the right way.