lol!!! i bet i can give you one helluva run for your money on......... oh and I doubt you could hold a candle to some of the things I did back in my drinking days...
i'll go first just off the top my head. remember, everything talked about from here on out is under the influence. we were coming toward the east west blvd at 70mph, its divided by the railroad which sits up off the ground on a hill in the center of the city. we hit that hill and were airborne looking at each other with our heads touching the roof of the car like wow..........as we flew over the traffic...i thought the car was totaled and we should of died on that landing, this is mild, i can get into some heavy shit under the influence. you sure you wanna make that bet story for story??? true story, i'm a stone cold alcoholic with an almost limitless tolerance. i was always last man standing unless i got bored and did somethin else...one time i quit for about 14months, was looking in the kitchen where the wife put the drinking glass's, i open the door and staring at me was a qt of tequilla, never saw it before, drank half of it and didnt even feel phased, but the devil got me go'n again, then i quit for good a few years after that......but please, go ahead lets celebrate my 35 years........let one rip!!!
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