Just Politics

[blackhawks]

Give me parody song lyrics for Trump's WH replacement of grass with pavement to the tune of 'I never promised you a rose garden'.

(To the tune of “(I Never Promised You a) Rose Garden” by Lynn Anderson)

Verse 1:
I beg your pardon,
You never promised me a rose garden.
But now the South Lawn’s gone,
It’s concrete all day long.
Where green used to wave,
Now paving stones pave where kids once played,
Don’t it seem kinda strange?
Change, oh it changes...

Chorus:
I never promised you a grass garden,
Along with the sunshine,
There’s gotta be some stone sometimes!
When life takes the White House green away,
Just dust off your shoes and tap on the gray.

Verse 2:
You could sit in steel chairs,
Next to traffic cones, breathing hot air.
You can’t always see the cherry bloom,
But you can circle the lot with a street-sweeping broom.

Bridge:
Smell of gasoline,
Instead of fresh-cut green,
It’s the presidential dream—
Of driveways supreme!

Chorus (repeat):
I never promised you a grass garden,
But at least there’s easy parking,
That’s what we get for embarking!
Let’s pave the way for a brand new day—
Who needs petals, when you can valet?

Outro:
I beg your pardon,
The White House lawn’s now a car garden!