"The fairies that live at the bottom of my garden are particularly pleased for you."
Two comments:
1. It is politically incorrect to use the term fairies.
2. It is unwise to bury bodies on your own property, particularly in the garden. Whilst serving as fine fertilizer, the garden is easily excavated by curious warrant-bearing law enforcement. A better plan is to dispose of the bodies in a concrete footing or slab at a commercial CONstruction site, or in a weighted 55 gallon steel drum at least 20 miles offshore. Best would be to have ownership and/or CONtrol of a crematorium that you can use to dispose of biological samples discretely - such as late at night; incinerators for garbage or toxic waste disposal can be substituted if one has access via garbage hauling CONtracts or similar.