Xeriant Inc (XERI)

[Smartypants2]

And what will you say when XERI announces the NEXBOARD has, in fact, passed certification? ("Certification? No big a deal"!)
Or that they've actually begun production of full-size NEXBOARDS? ("Yeah, but it took forever!")
Or that major builders are ordering millions and millions of NEXBOARDS? ("Show me the cancelled checks.")
Better start working on your next conspiracy theory, Q...
(Maybe something involving an alternative universe controlled by lizard people.)