"tell the EU to put up or start learning to speak Russian"
Several years ago I told a friend of mine, a guy with multiple tours under his belt... (not a guy whose experience consist of shelling villages full of peasants) that France and Germany could destroy Russia. In retrospect, I seriously overestimated Russia.
Putin can't even beat Ukraine. Poland would destroy Russia, and they're actually chafing at the bit to do so. Likewise France, Germany, or Great Britain. Who the fuck couldn't? The Vatican or Montenegro might have problems, but the EU? Give it a rest. Look everyone here knows you want to personally fondle Putin. But seriously, punk, shut up with that garbage. You're an embarrassment.
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"Trump will wipe the floor with them"
Give us a break. The Mullahs are the only ones in your group that Trump didn't administer public blowjobs to. And that's because Iran didn't want to stoop to his level.
Go on with your elderly little girl fantasies, fool.