THE DISSENT

[GordonGekko1982]

SPIN: where do you get those PRICELESS images!? Do you have one of Sandy Winnick??? He looks like he would be appearing on MSNBC's To Catch a Predator... I can almost visualize it:

Scene 1 - Sandy Winnick, a bald, creepy looking man steps into a suburban home. In the background, UFC is playing, and our decoy, "Shell" invites him in....

SHELL: "Come on in, and pour something to drink! I've made some Sw33t KoolAid."

WINNICK: "No thanks, I've poured enough of it out to all my shareholders over the past 18 months to last a lifetime."

CHRIS HANSEN: (Pops out from behind the laundry room closet) "What are you doing here? Do you know she's only 16? I have the chat transcripts."

WINNICK: "Hellz no mannnnnnn. I've got more Canadian Escorts on Speed Dial than Katie Couric has Spinsters across America scratching their head saying 'wha happen to the funny morning show lady?"

CHRIS HANSEN: "Well what are you doing here?"

WINNICK: "$h!# man, are you kidding me!?!?! I heard her dad watches UFC and figured I could fleece him for some of that sw33t sw33t Union Pay to get in on N.America's ONLY CHANNEL FOR MMA!!!"

CHRIS HANSEN: "Are you retarded? UFC, Bodog, and PRIDE are all planning likewise..."