Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

I knew a dude who would sweeten his lie every time. To me it didn't matter because I always thought that the hard shots made you a better player. If you can't learn to hit around a tree how else were you going to learn how to play? I even practiced terrible lies because I knew they would come up some day.

I can't even picture that fat ass walking himself into a sand trap without completely collapsing.

There's no fun in cheating. People who do that still have to look in the mirror and realize what a failure they are. For some, it might make them happy, like they got one up, but eventually things catch up to them.