Bioelectronics Corp (BIEL)

[GetSeriousOK]

A Mystical Magical Secret Event is Imminent!

When? Soon! I can see the gushing prose in the PR now:

"The Synergies between Synergistic Synergy and BIEL are synergistically synergic in their synergism," stated Abject Chatter, Managing Director of Synergy Corporation.

Another logical reason would be that they don't have a pot to piss in and didn't have the money to pay the bill and hoped nobody would notice, but when we drew attention to it, Baby Bear Kelly realized she actually has a job to perform as CEO and asked Papa Bear Rick for the money to pay the bill.

Papa Bear Rick has GOT to be sick of this crap.

Here's an Event that's Imminent: the 2022 EOY Financial Report. That Yield Sign will be the least of KellBear's worries when people visit the BIEL OTC page to read THAT piece of work.