Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

yeah, one time I was sentenced to thirty days of community service.. Around here they call it SWAP and it's mandatory, if you don't show up, they hook you up. It's a bunch of stuff like cleaning up roadsides and the forest preserves and stuff.

I met a guy when we were filling out our court forms and he noticed I was a carpenter.

He ran a church that got my sentence miraculously cut down to almost nothing as long as I came in and helped him put up new paneling at night so I could keep my day job. Really nice guy. I still talk with him today. He calls me to make sure I'm staying out of trouble and I keep lying to him LOL.

No sir, no more cannabis.

Thankfully they never found the blow or I'd be at the dude ranch too.