Sure asshole. You're going to post your personal location to a public forum of hundreds of readers and risk your own personal mail bomb. Right.
Your story is easily built from 15 minutes of searching on duckduckgo. When were you going to stop posting again?
Went to the store a while ago, was it your raggedy pickup I parked next to with the full size portrait of hewhoshitsinpants stuck to the passenger window? I really wanted to key that truck and spray that decal with paint but that would be lowering myself to your level.
Hah - you got me. I didn't see fuagf's post til just now.