Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Two guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...
"I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or
not."

His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for
that. All you need is some red paint, some blue
paint and a shovel.

You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your
honeymoon, if she laughs and says 'Those are the
funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with
the shovel!"