Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

I have a history of concussions, but I'm not the nominee for state senator and I also don't have 3 kids that their brother doesn't know about.

I'm not a liar and apparently I wasn't a good enough athlete to get past all that.

That dude makes his career from lying because he broke a tackle at some point. He doesn't deserve to walk through our yards let alone represent us in congress.

Oh geeezee, someone go get Herschel, he's playing Russian roulette again and I don't want his brain splattered on my house!