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[QuasimodoJones]

Re: Neuro Vs. da Rules

Have you met WEAC? You and he have something in common. He doesn't understand satire either.

And you have something in common with just about every 'conservative' "wit" I've ever seen -- a 'delivery' like a burning sack of dog doody on the front porch on Halloween.

I thought Dennis said that he told you the rules about this board. Rule neumero neuro around here is NO FAT CHICKS.

Yeah, and just be glad, Neuro, that the corollary to that rule is not NO FATHEADS, or you'd grow old stuffing chitosan in your ears.

(psssst, the use of that famous bumper sticker was an example of satire)

Not to mention, lack of originality.

That's like saying that placing a napkin in your lap as opposed to stuffing it in your shirt collar in and of itself could bring about world peace.

Would you like someone to tell you where to stuff that napkin?

Then I also earned a nice chest and pretty eyes...

And a reeeeeel, purrty MOUTH, tew, don't fergit!!!

But remember, it's not your ta-ta's that earn the bucks it's your ability to market them.

What, you were Kitten Natividad's agent?

More to come....

YES, ERIS!!! BE AFRAID!! BE VERY AFRAID!!