Rants and Raves

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Rosey, posing thoughtfully in the mirror says to Sandy,
"I thinkI 'm going to see a dietician."

Sandy asked, "Why?"

Rosey answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all,
how many calories are in sperm!"

Thinking a minute, Sandy said, "I really have no clue,
but if you are consuming that much of it, no guy is going
to care if you are a little chunky!"