Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Two statues, one of a man, the other of a woman had been
standing in the park, in all weathers, for 40 years. One
evening the Good Fairy visited them and praised them for
their fortitude in being such exemplary statues for that
length of time. As a reward for all their waiting the
Good Fairy granted them 15 minutes of freedom to do
whatever they wanted.

The two looked at each other with smiles on their faces
and immediately ran into the thickest part of the bushes.
For the next few minutes all that could be heard were
screams of delight and giggling accompanied by the noise
of the bushes being vigorously trampled.

The statues reappeared after 8 minutes and thanked the
Good Fairy for the time of their lives. "But you've still
got 7 minutes left said the Good Fairy" The man statue
turned to the woman statue with a broad grin on his face.
"Fantastic" he said, "This time you hold the pigeon down
and I'll shit on it"