Rants and Raves

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The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called
a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particu-
larly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss,
who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt
out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick
contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule
was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products that captured the essence of
Viagra.

Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes
later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top
Ten List.

With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the
week went very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.