When this Court is in session after the bell tomorrow and over DaWeakened, I shall beguile you and other reeders with tales of OrthoBuddy's adoptive pop.
His life provides lessons from which we can all learn.
Values.
Logic.
Meaningfultudeness.
How to live your own self-directed authentic life - norms be dammpt.
A dude who gott it. And wuz unafraid to live it.
You are the master and commander of your life. Nobuddy else is. Sail whatever the F way you want to, and don't give a dammpt about others watching you dance on the fok'sill. Let the sail(s) luff if you feel like it - it is your own boat. ALL boats will eventually sink with all aboard lost to the sea.