She could use me for a scapegoat about how not to make fried chicken, or fried anything for that matter. I would be the poster child!!!!! How to make an entire mess without burning your house down is what I have going for me. Just adore the southern accent I guess. I always rib my sis' about it but she was in TN when she was 19 so....... I jus' do dese, dat n dis an maybe two of dos...or a cupple to tree... :-D