You laugh, but it's not smart to play with owed cap gains tax. I did that back in 2008-09 (we all know the story of the housing bubble), lost, and owed installments for 2 years.
So HAHA all you want, but it can turn on you quick!
(like borrowing from a loan shark and going to the casino)
Hope you don't get stuck...
We're all on our way out, act accordingly...