Here it is, the day before Thanksgiving. You must have so much to be thankful for. Like, still having a machine that still works (unlikely, but possible), all those shares of VEND stock keeping the kitchen table from wobbling, and having an almost unlimited supply of froyo for your family gatherings. Yep, it's been a mighty fine year for you and all of the other Zees and investors.
I don't know when I will stop laughing at you and everyone else, but it won't be any time soon, that's for sure.