In the old days, I once had a quick "encounter" with a gal named KayQuat. She was pretty ugly ... but cheap (and virus free, because the cheap, overpowering perfume she wore was a natural disinfectant).
Maybe she one day got smart and began marketing that stuff with her name ... expecting someday the Covid Monster would be loosed on the world?
The reason for global warming is because hell is getting hotter.