Good idea, like writing on the blackboard. Don't think it will work for most of them but is worth a try.
Community service?.....please, I think you ask too much my friend.
Well, times up for some of these freeloaders if I can convince Matt of it come Fryday.
Costs money to maintain these deadbeats. I am over it.
Perfume, hmmm, good thought. It could really help the atmosphere in the Jail. Who would distribute it to the unwary public? MMMary could be our sales rep.