Just Politics

[newmedman]

I've had a few mishaps myself and I just tell people that 'I prefer to do my own stunts', like Jackie Chan.

One of my first nights in the old lake house, I had more than my fair share of moonshine and wound up sleepwalking and tumbling down a set of stairs into walls that I had just stripped. The nails and screws I missed removing (really only one)took their toll on my noodle.

I now bare a giant horseshoe shaped scar on my scalp. Fortunately I'm blessed with a full head of hair so you really can't see it a few days after my haircuts.

36 staples in my head at 3 AM no anesthesia because I was so drunk. The attending Dr. told me that I had just got the cheapest brow lift in history.

..... I got plenty more if you ever start feeling like a klutz again. I haven't broken any bones (knock on keyboard) but I'm sure I can one up you on sprains and such.

Thankfully never at work but I do perform my own stunts.