LOL, I don't blame ya. I have a pair too, just without the "thing between my toes"...
They float in the water as well. I throw 'em on whenever I'm just running outside for the mail or the trash and they are perfect for walking in a gravel bottomed lake.
I shouldn't have to explain the advantages of wearing them in a public shower but they work there too!
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