AI
Sunday, May 05, 2019 6:51:03 PM
The UK has James Bond. The USA has Jason Bourne (a/k/a Jason Bourse among the studio financial folks).
Where is the great Canuckian super spy agent?
I have a suggestion.
Gordie Fraser, Western Canada Game Warden.
Drink: two Mooseheads, no glass, and three fingers of Caribou Crossing whiskey. Known to have a weakness for beaver, often chasing beaver across western Canada in each movie. Likes to drive fast, sporty snowmobiles. Uses all kinds of gadgets from Zee, the technology head of the Canadian Wildlife Service - cool things like an SUV with a front-mounted snowblower that clears a path then dumps the snow right behind the SUV to block anyone following it. An aerial drone that looks, flies, and honks like a Canada goose - and also drops smoke grenades to cover his escapes. A bulletproof aluminum bass boat with a turbofan engine that can propel it to over 100 mph on the water to catch any villian poacher with a fast boat - of just one with an expired boat registration and ~OUTT-of-date fishing license; Gordie's boat of course also has a couple of liveboxes for baitfish and keepers too. A blazingly fast snowmobile with a forward-firing cannon that launches warm Tim Horton's donuts and pastries to distract miscreants whilst Gordie approaches their ice shanty at high speed - and a rear-mounted Horton's donut dispenser to distract and slow down anyone following him. A super spincast rod and reel that allows Gordies to cast his treble-hooked lures and 80 lb test monofilament over 100 yards to snag poachers trying to run away and entangle them in a rat's nest of unspooled fishing line.
The angles are endless.
Mebbe InnaGrille can hepp me pitch this to Netflix or one of the LA studios.
It's long passed time that Canuckville had their own secret agent superhero. (Well, since the passing of Dudley Dooright anyway).
Gordie Fraser, Western Canada Game Warden
Where is the great Canuckian super spy agent?
I have a suggestion.
Gordie Fraser, Western Canada Game Warden.
Drink: two Mooseheads, no glass, and three fingers of Caribou Crossing whiskey. Known to have a weakness for beaver, often chasing beaver across western Canada in each movie. Likes to drive fast, sporty snowmobiles. Uses all kinds of gadgets from Zee, the technology head of the Canadian Wildlife Service - cool things like an SUV with a front-mounted snowblower that clears a path then dumps the snow right behind the SUV to block anyone following it. An aerial drone that looks, flies, and honks like a Canada goose - and also drops smoke grenades to cover his escapes. A bulletproof aluminum bass boat with a turbofan engine that can propel it to over 100 mph on the water to catch any villian poacher with a fast boat - of just one with an expired boat registration and ~OUTT-of-date fishing license; Gordie's boat of course also has a couple of liveboxes for baitfish and keepers too. A blazingly fast snowmobile with a forward-firing cannon that launches warm Tim Horton's donuts and pastries to distract miscreants whilst Gordie approaches their ice shanty at high speed - and a rear-mounted Horton's donut dispenser to distract and slow down anyone following him. A super spincast rod and reel that allows Gordies to cast his treble-hooked lures and 80 lb test monofilament over 100 yards to snag poachers trying to run away and entangle them in a rat's nest of unspooled fishing line.
The angles are endless.
Mebbe InnaGrille can hepp me pitch this to Netflix or one of the LA studios.
It's long passed time that Canuckville had their own secret agent superhero. (Well, since the passing of Dudley Dooright anyway).
Gordie Fraser, Western Canada Game Warden
Discover What Traders Are Watching
Explore small cap ideas before they hit the headlines.
