Someone at work asked me why the church was burning since it was made of stone. I explained that it was a wood structure to which the stone was attached which also explains the flying buttresses.
The wood basically had 800 years to dry out.
I've seen barns go up in a NY minute after some farmer screwed up on the 3 day rule.
Now all of a sudden Trump is a fire expert. The only thing he is an expert about is lying.